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Rocco (Reed Security Series) by Giulia Lagomarsino is releasing 3.16 #preorder today
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Rules for Sexual Encounters:
โYou were serious? You actually have a rulebook?โ
โI donโt joke around about stuff like this. I think itโs best for both of us to go in with guidelines laid out about what we want out of this. This is for the occasional f*ck. If we decide to take it beyond that, I have a revised version of this.โ
I looked down at the paper and read through the rules that he laid out.
1. Condoms will be used during all sexual encounters, regardless of the fact that the woman may be on birth control. No exceptions.
2. The woman does not have bed rights after sexual encounters and will leave within ten minutes of sexual encounter ending.
โYou kick your women out of bed ten minutes after you finish f*cking them?โ
โWhatโs wrong with that? We both got what we wanted. Thereโs no point in dragging it out. That just confuses the situation. Besides, I work early in the morning. I need my sleep.โ
โRight, and a half hour would make all the difference in the world,โ I said sarcastically.
โAre you telling me that youโve never screwed someone and then wondered why the hell they were hanging around?โ
โWell, no. I mean, of course there are times that you just want the other person to leave. Itโs just that itโs hard to kick someone out.โ
โThatโs why they agree to this. If I want her to stick around, Iโll ask her to. But by doing this, Iโve eliminated the awkwardness of the goodbye.โ
โNo, youโve eliminated having to ask her to leave. If anything, the goodbye is going to be even more f*cking awkward because youโre putting such tight time constraints on her leaving.โ
He shrugged. โIt gets the job done.โ
This guy had some serious issues that I didnโt even want to get into. I looked back at the paper and continued reading.
3. The woman does not have washing rights after sexual encounters.
โWhat the hell are washing rights? Like, Iโm not allowed to clean up afterward?โ
โYou are, just not with me. I will not be washing you in any way. I wonโt bring you a washcloth or wipe you down like they do in those stupid romance novels.โ
โAnd you read many of those?โ
โNo, but some of the women do. Believe me, Iโve been informed what men in those novels do, and they arenโt men. Bunch of pu$$ies.โ
โOkay, so, no washing rights. Got it.โ
4. If asked to stay longer, the woman does not automatically gain bed rights, washing rights, coffee rights, or house rights.
โOkay, this may seem like a stupid question, but what are coffee rights and house rights?โ
โWell, that part needs some adjustment since weโre living together. Basically, it means that if I do ask you to stay the night, you donโt automatically get to help yourself to coffee in the morning. Nor do you get to wander around my house and look at all my stuff.โ
โWow,โ I said, not wanting to touch that with a ten foot pole.
โHey, I just like there to be boundaries.โ
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Amazon US: https://amzn.to/2SAImCX
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Rocco (Reed Security Series) by Giulia Lagomarsino is releasing 3.16 #preorder today
Amazon US: https://amzn.to/2S0cBV1
Amazon CA: https://amzn.to/2RC4KOy
Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/2RyWezx
Amazon AU: https://amzn.to/2U5icvK
#TBR โ http://bit.ly/36vCcdL
๐ฃEแญแEแแญT๐ฃ
Rules for Sexual Encounters:
โYou were serious? You actually have a rulebook?โ
โI donโt joke around about stuff like this. I think itโs best for both of us to go in with guidelines laid out about what we want out of this. This is for the occasional f*ck. If we decide to take it beyond that, I have a revised version of this.โ
I looked down at the paper and read through the rules that he laid out.
1. Condoms will be used during all sexual encounters, regardless of the fact that the woman may be on birth control. No exceptions.
2. The woman does not have bed rights after sexual encounters and will leave within ten minutes of sexual encounter ending.
โYou kick your women out of bed ten minutes after you finish f*cking them?โ
โWhatโs wrong with that? We both got what we wanted. Thereโs no point in dragging it out. That just confuses the situation. Besides, I work early in the morning. I need my sleep.โ
โRight, and a half hour would make all the difference in the world,โ I said sarcastically.
โAre you telling me that youโve never screwed someone and then wondered why the hell they were hanging around?โ
โWell, no. I mean, of course there are times that you just want the other person to leave. Itโs just that itโs hard to kick someone out.โ
โThatโs why they agree to this. If I want her to stick around, Iโll ask her to. But by doing this, Iโve eliminated the awkwardness of the goodbye.โ
โNo, youโve eliminated having to ask her to leave. If anything, the goodbye is going to be even more f*cking awkward because youโre putting such tight time constraints on her leaving.โ
He shrugged. โIt gets the job done.โ
This guy had some serious issues that I didnโt even want to get into. I looked back at the paper and continued reading.
3. The woman does not have washing rights after sexual encounters.
โWhat the hell are washing rights? Like, Iโm not allowed to clean up afterward?โ
โYou are, just not with me. I will not be washing you in any way. I wonโt bring you a washcloth or wipe you down like they do in those stupid romance novels.โ
โAnd you read many of those?โ
โNo, but some of the women do. Believe me, Iโve been informed what men in those novels do, and they arenโt men. Bunch of pu$$ies.โ
โOkay, so, no washing rights. Got it.โ
4. If asked to stay longer, the woman does not automatically gain bed rights, washing rights, coffee rights, or house rights.
โOkay, this may seem like a stupid question, but what are coffee rights and house rights?โ
โWell, that part needs some adjustment since weโre living together. Basically, it means that if I do ask you to stay the night, you donโt automatically get to help yourself to coffee in the morning. Nor do you get to wander around my house and look at all my stuff.โ
โWow,โ I said, not wanting to touch that with a ten foot pole.
โHey, I just like there to be boundaries.โ
๐ฃIแ TแผE แEแIEแ๐ฃ
Amazon US: https://amzn.to/2SAImCX
Amazon CA: https://amzn.to/2Lecq7e
Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/2TmbIVK
Amazon AU: https://amzn.to/2L9s1oD
#roccocoverreveal #giulialagomarsinorocco #reedsecurityseries #giulialagomarsino #contemporaryromance #comingsoon #kindleunlimited
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