RELEASE BLITZ
Title: The Hot
Mess and the Heartthrob
Series: Bro
Code #4
Authors: Pippa
Grant
Genre:
Romantic Comedy
Release Date:
January 7, 2021
BLURB
You don’t know me, but you do know me. I’m your neighborhood hot mess
single mom, doing my best to keep my head above water while running my
little slice of heaven and keeping my youngest from shoving marbles up
his nose, which is exactly what he’s doing the first time Levi Wilson,
pop star god, world’s sexiest man, and my all-time number one celebrity
obsession, walks into my bookstore.
Related: I’m writing this from beyond the grave, because I’ve died of
mortification and am now residing in an alternate universe.
I have to be.
Because Levi Wilson came back.
And we had a moment.
Like, a moment moment. The kind that makes me remember that adult
pleasure isn’t all about hoping the lock holds in the bathroom so your
kids don’t interrupt on the rare occasion you feel like taking an
extra-long mommy-time shower.
So when he proposes a no-strings fling?
Count. Me. In.
Thrill of a lifetime, right?
Surely, nothing will go wrong…
The Hot Mess and the Heartthrob is a rockin’ fun, sexy romantic comedy
featuring a celebrity panty-melter who doesn’t know what he’s been
missing, a sassy single mom hanging on by a string, three adorable
children who would never burst in on a woman when she’s on a toilet
(ha!), and shameless ovary-busting moments between a guy who never
thought he’d be a dad and a family who thought they got along just fine
without him. It stands alone and comes complete with a
happily-ever-after (though you’d never go wrong to read the other Bro
Code series books first).
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EXCERPT
One day. I would like to go one single day without someone in my orbit
making a poor life decision.
“Stop squirming,” I order my four-year-old son, who should be at preschool,
but who’s been banished for the week because of lice.
Yep.
Lice.
Heaven forbid we have one issue at a time.
Adding to my list of issues? Being that mom who can’t get her shit
together while Levi Flipping Wilson is watching. And not only watching,
but actively engaging in trying to help. “Hey, bud, I bet I can hold
still longer than you can. Wanna see?”
I know my agenda on any given day will include interruption for
something my children do that I never would’ve expected in a million
years, but that’s a lot easier to deal with when I don’t have an
audience.
Especially an audience made up of one famous man whose songs get me
through the day—and night—when I don’t have enough free focus to read
or listen to an audiobook, and who keeps stealing glances at me like
he’s trying to figure out what kind of rabid creature I am. Normally,
customers aren’t allowed back in the stockroom with me, which is where
I dragged Hudson when I realized what he’d done to his nose, but
leaving Levi out there with the customers who’d figured out who he was
seemed like a bad idea.
Especially when his date skewered me with a look that clearly said get
him out of here or I’ll burn this place down.
It’s a bookstore.
Highly flammable.
Not taking chances.
Especially if there was a reason they were looking at maternity and
early childhood development books. His date doesn’t look pregnant, but
god knows that’s when pregnancy is hardest.
Hudson finally stills, and I manage to smear a little more Vaseline
gently around his nostril. “How did you get a marble in your nose?”
“I pushed hard.” He beams. “I gots stars in there too.”
I squeeze my eyes shut and count to two, because I know if I get as
high as three, he’ll find a way to suck the marbles deeper into his
sinus cavities, and I don’t know how a doctor will get that out without
having to cut his nose open, and oh my god, he’s four and he’s about to
be disfigured for life because I thought he’d actually sit still and
listen to Yasmin reading books for neighborhood storytime while I
re-stocked a few shelves.
“How many stars?” I inquire through clenched teeth.
“Four. Or maybe seven. Or maybe one. I forgets.”
“You are so lucky you’re cute.”
“Do you have a vacuum?” Levi asks.
I twist my head to gape at him.
He shoots a help? look at his date, then shrugs at me. “If he won’t
blow it out, maybe you can suck it out. Like with one of those sucky
tools the dentist uses.”
“That’s…possibly not a terrible idea.”
“Happens on occasion.” He grins, which makes my heart basically stop
because he’s stupidly gorgeous.
I could stare at him all day, but I have a preschooler with marbles up
his nose to attend to.
“Mama,” Hudson says, “look.”
He scrunches his nose, which makes his nostrils swell, closes his
mouth, and blows, and one shoots out and lands on Levi’s shoe.
My son has just snotted my favorite musician’s Italian leather loafers.
“I win! I holded still!” He breaks into his preschool dance routine,
but the poor kid got his moves from me, which means to a casual
observer, he probably looks like he’s having a seizure while choking on
a piece of gum and tripping over barbed wire.
Levi Wilson, however, is not fazed. He squats down to Hudson’s level.
“Rematch.”
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AUTHOR BIO
Pippa Grant is a USA Today Bestselling author who writes romantic
comedies that will make tears run down your leg. When she's not
reading, writing or sleeping, she's being crowned employee of the month
as a stay-at-home mom and housewife trying to prepare her adorable
demon spawn to be productive members of society, all the while
fantasizing about long walks on the beach with hot chocolate chip cookies.
AUTHOR LINKS
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Website: http://www.pippagrant.com
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